Do You Love Me ? Bendaly Family

Thx mich for this Hilarious video

I'm just fucking great

Who is the man hein hein

Who is Just Fucking Great

PS : for those who didn't get the pic it's a apple pie done by Just Me

Maria marsediss to be a mom

Mexican Pop Superstar Thalia "alias : wajh al kazara or maria marsediss" is announcing exclusively to People En Espanol that she will be expecting her first child later this year! Yes, Thalia will finally be a mommy this year with Tommy Mottola. She is the cover of their newest issue.

Congrats to Thalia

PS: anti aw la a7ad ya maria

Unofficial Hiatus

Work is taking over my life and I dont forsee a lot of time to give to the blog.

Since I dont want to do a half ass thing I guess I am going on a an unofficial hiatus for a a couple of month until I finish my PhD dissertation.

Hopefully you all don't forget about me...

Until then....

Writing...

Writing is like sex.

First you do it for love, then you do it for your friends, and then you do it for money.

-- Virginia Woolfe

M like

Please be

Please be philosophical
Please be unpredictably miserable
Please be strangely enigmatic
Please be crazy and curious
Please be a sexaholic
Please be just like me

adapted after Alanis Morrisette

Me over time

20 years ago
1.) How old were you? 5
2.) Where did you go to school? Ecole des Freres Libanais/Soeurs de Besancon (war style)
3.) Where did you work? I didn't
4.) Where did you live? With my mom, pa, bro and sis in an apartment in Beirut and da house in Ghiné (war style).
5.) Where did you hang out? Either at my house, in nature catching insects and stuff or with my bro and best friend JB.
6.) Did you wear glasses? No
7.) Who was your best friend? I can't say that I really had one
8.) How many tattoos did you have? None.
9.) How many piercings did you have? None.
10.) What car did you drive? I didn't.
11.) Had you been to a real party? No.
12.) Had your heart broken? No.
13.) Single/Taken/Married/Divorced: 5 years old, DEFINITELY single!

10 years ago
1.) How old were you? 15.
2.) Where did you go to school? Lycée Culturel.
3.) Where did you work? I didn’t.
4.) Where did you live? Same.
5.) Where did you hang out? With friends.
6.) Did you wear glasses? No.
7.) Who was your best friend? I can't say that I really had one.
8.) How many tattoos did you have? None.
9.) How many piercings did you have? None.
10.) What car did you drive? My father’s car without a licence.
11.) Had you been to a real party? Not really.
12.) Had your heart broken? No.
13.) Single/Taken/Married/Divorced: Single.
14.) Any kids? two parots , coco and jaco **miss you guys**.

5 years ago
1.) How old were you? 20.
2.) Where did you go to school? Saint Joseph University.
3.) Where did you work? He he , trying to sell book’s for some editor ** yayk it sucks**
4.) Where did you live? In our new apartment in Baabda.
5.) Where did you hang out? Downtown Beirut, achrafiyeh, bars, with friends at their apts.
6.) Did you wear glasses? No.
7.) Who were your best friends? Jad, Ziad, nagi, joelle, Chantal, alain.
8.) Who was your crush? my best friend.
9.) How many tattoos did you have? None.
10.) How many piercings did you have? None.
11.) What car did you drive? My mom’s car a Mercedes 300 something.
12.) Had you had your heart broken? Not yet...
13.) Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter: single.
14.) Any kids? Nope.

Present
1.) How old are you? 25, almost 26.
2.) Where do you go to school? Paul Cézanne University - Marseille
3.) Where do you work? At the same University as a junior researcher
4.) Where do you live? In a flat I share with my flatmates, at the vieux port of Marseille.
5.) Where do you hang out? Home, sea shore, pubs, bars, theatres, with friends.
6.) Do you wear glasses? No - but I think I'm starting to need to...
7.) Who are your best friends? BEA (best of all), Jens, Aurelia, Lara, Jad, Ziad, Murielle.
8.) Who is your crush? Can’t say it in public ** do or die**
9.) Do you talk to your old friends? sometimes.
10.) How many tattoo's do have? 1- soon I'll have two ** evil grin**
11.) How many piercings do you have? 1 - soon I'll have another one ** evil grin**
12.) What kind of car do you have? Don’t drive, have the subway just for myself ...and i PAID for it !!!
13.) Has your heart been broken? Yup.
14.) Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter? Single.
15.) Any kids? 11 fish.

to be continued

Life

Life is a mystery, it brings me back to you, brings me back to other things i lost along the way

Flying Spaghetti Monster

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Open letter to Kansas School Board

I am writing you with much concern after having read of your hearing to decide whether the alternative theory of Intelligent Design should be taught along with the theory of Evolution. I think we can all agree that it is important for students to hear multiple viewpoints so they can choose for themselves the theory that makes the most sense to them. I am concerned, however, that students will only hear one theory of Intelligent Design.

Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.

It is for this reason that I’m writing you today, to formally request that this alternative theory be taught in your schools, along with the other two theories. In fact, I will go so far as to say, if you do not agree to do this, we will be forced to proceed with legal action. I’m sure you see where we are coming from. If the Intelligent Design theory is not based on faith, but instead another scientific theory, as is claimed, then you must also allow our theory to be taught, as it is also based on science, not on faith.

Some find that hard to believe, so it may be helpful to tell you a little more about our beliefs. We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. None of us, of course, were around to see it, but we have written accounts of it. We have several lengthy volumes explaining all details of His power. Also, you may be surprised to hear that there are over 10 million of us, and growing. We tend to be very secretive, as many people claim our beliefs are not substantiated by observable evidence. What these people don’t understand is that He built the world to make us think the earth is older than it really is. For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. We have numerous texts that describe in detail how this can be possible and the reasons why He does this. He is of course invisible and can pass through normal matter with ease.

I’m sure you now realize how important it is that your students are taught this alternate theory. It is absolutely imperative that they realize that observable evidence is at the discretion of a Flying Spaghetti Monster. Furthermore, it is disrespectful to teach our beliefs without wearing His chosen outfit, which of course is full pirate regalia. I cannot stress the importance of this enough, and unfortunately cannot describe in detail why this must be done as I fear this letter is already becoming too long.

The concise explanation is that He becomes angry if we don’t.
You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.

In conclusion, thank you for taking the time to hear our views and beliefs. I hope I was able to convey the importance of teaching this theory to your students. We will of course be able to train the teachers in this alternate theory. I am eagerly awaiting your response, and hope dearly that no legal action will need to be taken. I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world; One third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence.

Sincerely Yours,
Bobby Henderson, concerned citizen.

P.S. I have included an artistic drawing of Him creating a mountain, trees, and a midget. Remember, we are all His creatures.

the entire post is from www.venganza.org (C)

Cybernaut

(c) Frederick Deligne, Nice-Matin, France

Poor Rockers Train

I would like to introduce the "Poor Rockers Train", an alternative electronic music group playing all around Berlin city. it's a nomadic group performing in different places, mainly old industrial yards, under bridges, and other unsusual places ... if you pass by Berlin you have to see them performing , it's a MUST.

The crew is so cool and friendly even if you dont' speak German, you can always communicate in English, so no worries.

PS: bring your own alcohol, food and weed (as you like), and let the music start

For more info check their website

parts of the website are in German

Some picture i took from the website

Poor Rockers Train
I forgot my camera back then

Gossips bis

I just heard that Shrrr is going to get married !

fake or truth ?

the info is from my special agent in lebanon

"T2damla 3arisen la Shrrr mberi7"

she has choice wow what a lucky girl :p

toons

Attribution : Michael Kountouris, Greece

Attribution: O'Farrell, The Illawarra Mercury, Australia

Attribution: Bob Englehart, The Hartford Courant

Gossips drift

I'm not one to jump on the gossips of hollywood ... mainly britney's life section is not of great interrest for me, but you can't help but see and hear everything. I saw on some blogs this U-tube and i was quite disturbed and saddened by this video i found ... really quite sad.

It happens when your world is on a fast spin and you just can't stop it...

getting from this

to this

Marseille info

Du 13 au 18 mars dans la région PACA Beyrouth XXIe, siècle

Paroles d’écrivains Rencontres organisées du 13 au 18 mars dans la région PACA par La pensée de midi, Libraires du Sud, Aflam, le Collège Méditerranéen des Libertés et la Bibliothèque départementale 13 et la médiathèque de Cavalaire, à l’occasion de la parution du N°20 de la revue La pensée de midi, consacré à « Beyrouth XXIe siècle »En partenariat avec la radio Monte Carlo Doualiya et le portail Internet Iloubnan Le numéro 20 de La pensée de midi donne la parole à de jeunes auteurs vivants à Beyrouth qui témoignent de l’ébullition politique, sociale, artistique et littéraire régnant sur la capitale du Liban. C’est l’occasion d’accueillir à Marseille et dans la Région quelques représentants de cette nouvelle génération d’auteurs, d’écrivains, de journalistes ou de cinéastes : Nadine Chehadé, Dima Al Joundi, Yasmina Traboulsi et Hala Moughanie. Tout comme leurs aînés, Rachid el-Daïf et Charif Majdalani, ils sont profondément impliqués dans le devenir de ce pays et de cette ville aux multiples visages. Au cours de débats, lectures, projections et rencontres proposés par les organisateurs, ces auteurs dévoileront par leurs œuvres et leurs propos, un pays, une capitale, marqués par la destruction… et la résurrection

Jeudi 15 mars 200718h30 Les jeudis du comptoir, Marseille «Liban, paroles d'écrivains »Brasserie Les Danaïdes - 6 square Stalingrad - 13001 Marseille

Rencontre avec : Yasmina Traboulsi, Rachid al Daïf et Charif Majdalani. Rencontre animée par Thierry Fabre et Pascal Jourdana Une table de livres sera proposée par la Librairie Prado Paradis.

PS: diffuser ce message svp

Beyrouth, XXIe siècle

Beyrouth, XXIe siècle
Que se passe-t-il à Beyrouth ?Notre imaginaire est saturé par des images de violence et de guerre, par les attentats d’hier et d’aujourd’hui, par les images heureuses du printemps de Beyrouth qui contrastent avec les images de bombardements et de destructions de l’été 2006, suite aux attaques de l’armée israélienne.Mais que savons-nous véritablement de Beyrouth ?La pensée de midi a choisi de donner la parole à une nouvelle génération d’auteurs, des écrivains, des journalistes ou des cinéastes, profondément impliqués dans le devenir de cette ville aux multiples visages.Le portrait de Beyrouth qui apparaît dans ce numéro est réellement inédit. Loin des clichés et des images toutes faites, ces textes nous donnent à vivre, à aimer et parfois à détester une ville à la fois désespérante et qui suscite tant d’espoirs…Une revue est un lieu de découvertes, à la fois d’auteurs et de façons d’aborder les choses : d’un aperçu inattendu de la banlieue sud de la ville, des paroles de femmes dans un salon de beauté, des déambulations nocturnes, de café en café, de la scène musicale, théâtrale, picturale ou cinématographique, de ce qui se joue sur la place des Martyrs ou dans la façon de conduire, des paroles de femmes aux désirs enfin exprimés, sans oublier les jeux de mots et de langues, et les marginalisés de l’histoire que sont toujours les Palestiniens qui vivent dans Beyrouth.Beyrouth XXIe siècle, un dossier pour découvrir et comprendre ce qui survit, se crée et s’invente dans cette ville de toutes les résurrections.
Beyrouth, XXIe siècle Numéro 20, 2 mars 2007 [15 euros] En librairie dès le 2 mars 2007

Kiss me

Kiss me once or kiss me twice, kiss me sweet but kiss me nice

Brokeback Mountain

Hilarious creativity ! as always Canal +

Parents, stop bitching us

Each time I call my parents I have always and always and always the same load of questions as a starter.

Here is a sample of question I have to answer on each phone call:

1. Are you eating healthy? Usually followed by, so what you ate today?



2. Don’t catch cold, stay warm (w ma tetchafla2 :p)



3. So what are you doing, are you seeing someone? mams favorite question



4. Do sports, you know sports is good for your health, blood system and bla bla bla bla (come on I already do gym 3 times a week, rollerblading 2 times a week and I climb occasionally it should be ok no?) paa favorite recommendation



5. So how is work, is your PhD ok, have any problems ?



6. And as usual the final question, do you need money? Ou3a tkoun 3eyiz w ma t2ilna !

Ok i know i’m acting like a bitch, they are doing this because they love me and bla bla bla ! but come on I’m 26 years old, have been living on my own for the past 6 years w sabé en plus ! wlik eh sabé ma lsabé ma byen3atal hammo walaw :p

Please tell me it’s just an illusion! or all the parents are like this ?

The scream

I found this comment on a blog :

"Please, just me, you should cover your pants holes with more pants. now three times i saw your picture by surprise in different blogs, and i was too surprised by holes, right and left"

by : Dr Zakariyya Guindi !!!!

Do you really want me to cover my pants holes?

because i wont !