Free thoughts ... just add water: Story of a German guy in the best French forest!

Once upon time a big blond German guy called JOK felt to be old and wise enough to make his own way in life! He decided to go to the best French forest ever discovered, even if it was too far from his homeland. This forest was very special; it was noisy, dirty and frightening to JOK who is used to the gentle and wet atmosphere of his homeland. Surprisingly this forest was inhabited by monkeys, some cool monkeys and others not as cool as that. Those monkeys rallied for everything and the rest of their time they tanned and played forest beach volleyball!

But JOK didn’t know how to play volleyball on the forest beach and was way from getting the same tan of those monkeys. Pissed of, JOK decided that he will do science (at least this is how he call what he do, “SCIENCE” yeah whatever!). And sadistic as he is (lol) JOK decided to do SCIENCE on monkeys (naughty JOK). He started to plug stuff in monkeys’ heads and ask them questions about volleyball, tanning, and German museli! But monkeys didn’t know what to say about German muesli and were too scared from the naughty JOK laughing and wearing his pink suit and gloves.

JOK couldn’t stop plugging stuff in monkeys heads and the whole monkeys’ society was outraged by JOK behaviour and had to find the ultimate solution for this problem; they called MOJO JOJO (see the Powerpuff girls for further information). MOJO JOJO had a super power, he possessed the black head with the red eyes (it’s just a super weapon). It was the only efficacious super weapon against JOK.

And the ultimate battle began! Bang bang! JOK was way from winning this battle; he lost even before getting one spike from the monkeys’ brains and started crying and calling for his mom!