Monday, October 30, 2006

Saturday, October 28, 2006

Me giving advice

If you are lost in nature! Don’t worry, stand still for at least 2 years and moss will grow on your legs. The side where moss grows is the north! Trust me I’m a Scientist
Si vous êtes perdu dans la nature! Ne paniquer pas, rester immobile pour au moins deux ans et de la mousse poussera sur vos jambes. Le coté ou la mousse pousse indique le nord ! Croyez moi je suis un Scientifique

Hot Condy!

Should men find Condoleezza Rice sexy? All right, she’s arguably on the dog side of the beauty spectrum. But her looks don’t cause people to flee in panic, and many women find even ugly men sexy if they’re wealthy or powerful. So if you’re a straight man, shouldn’t you get wood thinking about Condi sprawled out naked on a bear rug?

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Story of a German guy in the best French forest!

Once upon time a big blond German guy called JOK felt to be old and wise enough to make his own way in life! He decided to go to the best French forest ever discovered, even if it was too far from his homeland. This forest was very special; it was noisy, dirty and frightening to JOK who is used to the gentle and wet atmosphere of his homeland. Surprisingly this forest was inhabited by monkeys, some cool monkeys and others not as cool as that. Those monkeys rallied for everything and the rest of their time they tanned and played forest beach volleyball!

But JOK didn’t know how to play volleyball on the forest beach and was way from getting the same tan of those monkeys. Pissed of, JOK decided that he will do science (at least this is how he call what he do, “SCIENCE” yeah whatever!). And sadistic as he is (lol) JOK decided to do SCIENCE on monkeys (naughty JOK). He started to plug stuff in monkeys’ heads and ask them questions about volleyball, tanning, and German museli! But monkeys didn’t know what to say about German muesli and were too scared from the naughty JOK laughing and wearing his pink suit and gloves.

JOK couldn’t stop plugging stuff in monkeys heads and the whole monkeys’ society was outraged by JOK behaviour and had to find the ultimate solution for this problem; they called MOJO JOJO (see the Powerpuff girls for further information). MOJO JOJO had a super power, he possessed the black head with the red eyes (it’s just a super weapon). It was the only efficacious super weapon against JOK.


And the ultimate battle began! Bang bang! JOK was way from winning this battle; he lost even before getting one spike from the monkeys’ brains and started crying and calling for his mom!


You know JOK even if you lost this battle grow up and do real science!
Just me lol

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Great wall : Saudi Arabia - part II

Un article vient d’apparaître dans le journal quotidien 20minutes édition Marseille intitulé « Pour sa sécurité, le monde s’emmure ». Je vous transmet l’essentiel :

La sécurité est une obsession mondiale. Et pour se protéger, les Etats ont de nouveau recours au mur. On aurait pu penser le procédé disparu depuis 1989, année de la chute du mur de Berlin, effaçant les frontières entre Est et Ouest. Mais force est de se rendre à l'évidence, le concept semble encore avoir de beaux jours devant lui. L'Arabie saoudite vient en effet d'annoncer qu'elle comptait se doter d'une barrière électronique pour surveiller sa frontière de 900 km avec l'Irak. Objectif : empêcher l'infiltration d'extrémistes islamistes et le trafic d'armes. Aucune indication n'a encore été fournie sur la date d'exécution du projet, mais son coût est estimé à 12 milliards de dollars. Aux Etats-Unis, c'est une clôture de 1 200 km de long qui est prévue pour fin 2008. Elle devrait permettre de fermer les zones les plus poreuses des 3 200 km de frontière avec le Mexique, dont le désert d'Arizona. Coût de l'opération : 1,2 milliard de dollars. La barrière de béton entre la Cisjordanie et Israël date quant à elle d'avril 2002 elle couvre déjà plus de 362 km sur les 703 km de tracé prévu.
(Source 20minutes édition Marseille, 18 octobre 2006)
Le mur le plus avancé, celui séparant Israël de la Cisjordanie, constitue une violation des droits de l’homme. Amnistie internationale 2/19/2004 considère que ce mur viole les droits internationaux et constitue une violation directe des droits de l’homme. A quand cette mascarade va continuer? On est des humains ou des moutons qu’il faut garder dans des enclos par peur du grand méchant loup ! Surtout que ce loup n’est autre que notre voisin !

Quelques photographies qui montrent le malheur qu’engendre la folie de quelques dirigeants :

Thursday, October 12, 2006

God is Lebanese … and so what!

For those who don’t know Lebanon and never been there, Lebanon is a tiny country (like Corsica or one French department) with 3.5 million people as heterogeneous as a box of Haribo candies. Some of them are sticky, others too sweet and a lot are just fat and sugar, but all are succulent and we just like them (stop asking why).
I didn’t mention that there is more Lebanese abroad than on the national territory! It seems that about 8 million Lebanese or from Lebanese origins are living in Europe, America and Africa.
Each Lebanese is different from the other but all of them share their love to their country, even if they don’t even think to get back mainly those established in foreign countries. All those Lebanese share also the weird habit to make every known person, on this earth, from Lebanese origins. So till now Salma Hayek, Shakira, Yamila Diaz, Keanu Reeves, Paul Anka, Wendie Maleck, Frank Zappa, … have all Lebanese origins ! And so what?
Ok, maybe those people have Lebanese origins but why it is so important to the Lebanese people to say it? And not just mention it but to tell everyone they know or they intersect. During my stay in Europe I lived with French, German, Spanish people and had friends from even more different cultures or origins and not even once someone told me that Mr. X or Mrs. Y have their nationality. They just don’t care, while for Lebanese it’s like if it was a plus to have Lebanese blood in Shakira’s veins.

Is this behaviour just Made in Lebanon? Or just made in each country suffering for underestimation! In fact all the Lebanese have known and saw on television till now is war, war, and war (maybe we should give them numbers, LbW1, LbW2 …). By being proud of Salma whatever being half Lebanese or something Lebanese, is this the way telling everyone that we can do something else then war, or we can be something else than terrorists. In fact in Europe you feel like when Europeans get to know that you are Lebanese, the first thing they mention is war and terrorism. Maybe we want them to ask us about Salma and Shakira, instead of Hezbollah and the Israeli war!

Yeah God is Lebanese! But Nancy, Haifa and Yamila too so god bless Lebanon.

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Language de Chiotte


This is our bathroom door
Original artwork and copyright protected: don’t do the same with your bathroom or the owner is going to kick you out !
artists : Anna la psy & Aurelia la maîtresse

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Les copains d’abord

"Friend" a word beyound ordinary understanding, mysterious and meaningfull! Friend is defined as a person whom one knows, likes and trusts. A person whom one is allied in a struggle or cause, a comrade. But also friend is a member of the Society of Friends (what the hell this means).
So if I got the meaning of those definitions: if you like a person who you don’t trust, this person is not your friend. But if you like him/her and he/she is not a friend so what is this person to you? To get answers, the first idea that comes to mind is to searche “like”, and the definition of like is the following. A person you like is someone you find pleasant or attractive, someone you enjoy.
So you can enjoy someone you don’t trust and who can not be your friend, then what “enjoy” means?
Same dictionary (same god, yeah there is another god than google), i searched enjoy. To enjoy someone is to receive pleasure or satisfaction from, to have the use or benefit of. Pleasure, satisfaction and benefit, three central words; aren’t we all searching for someone who gives us pleasure, satisfaction and we can take benefit of. So why have friends, let’s just have enjoyable people around us.
If enjoyable people are just out there, why friends are for, and why everybody needs a friend? Is it just trust what we are all after?

To all my friends I miss

(Definitions source: http://www.thefreedictionary.com)

Friday, October 06, 2006

Great wall : Mexico - part I

A new wall of shame is coming thru! Nah I’m not kidding our beloved president of United States of America the president George W. Bush wants to build a wall along Mexico frontier, while Europe in the same time is trying to forget what happened few decades ago.
How can anyone in the twenty first century think about building a 2000 miles (3218.6 km) security fence just to keep out of the US poor Mexican guys trying to survive?
I don’t really get it! A mandatory IQ test should be a must for the new presidential elections in the states.

F**k I forgot! I should propose the same test for the Israel government too. The Israeli government have already started building “the great wall of Israel”. Here you have a picture and some “official” explanations about the Israeli wall of shame.


The Security Fence is a multi layered composite obstacle comprised of several elements:

  • A ditch and a pyramid shaped stack of six coils of barbed wire on the eastern side of the structure, barbed wire only on the western side.
  • A path enabling the patrol of IDF forces on both sides of the structure.
  • An intrusion- detection fence, in the center, with sensors to warn of any incursion.
  • Smoothed strip of sand that runs parallel to the fence, to detect footprints.
  • Solid barrier system: This particular design is used in a minority of cases- a total of 8 km in the initial stages of the project (4%). Its main purpose is to prevent sniper fire into Israel and on major highways and roads. In this case, a solid concrete wall resembling a highway sound barrier often used in the US and Europe is erected. This design is used mainly along the new Trans - Israel Highway, in Bat Hefer and Matan, and in densely populated urban areas such as Jerusalem. Once the whole project is completed, the portion of the concrete sections will be 6%, approximately 30 km.
  • Various observation systems are being installed along the fence alerting authorities, beforehand, to attempted intrusions.IDF and Border Police units will be deployed along the Security Fence under the command of the IDF.Their deployment requires coordination and cooperation governed by the mutual wish to discover a terror act in its planning stage and thwart it.

(Israeli fence photograph credit: http://www.securityfence.mod.gov.il)

Dear readers don’t worry I will send an email with a link to my blog to Georgy! Just to give him ideas to build his wall


“What is not resolved by policies and by leaders is resolved by citizens. That is how the Berlin Wall fell”

Just to cheer up some photographs showing the few costomized parts of Berlin wall:

(Berlin wall photographs credit : Me June2005)

Berlina creativity


I took this photograph while I was in Berlin this summer! So what do you think?
I likyyy
Cheers
Ps: Those are my black converse


(Photograph credit : Me June2005)
 
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