Liban 1943-2007

Liban , synonyme de désespoir, de double moral, d'utopie mort-née. Ce n'est pas une depouille, c'est un vempire qui mort les vivants. Rien n'a changé, rien ne change, rien ne changera. Une amoralité naturelle qui bouillonne sous une fragile carapace d'ideologie, une fine couche de vernis glamour. Un reve, qui jaillit de notre propre inconcient.

Mayonnaise mon cul

Even with all the mayonnaise in the world, you can’t make chicken salad out of chicken shit !

then just close your eyes and think about this just fucking great quote

Nerdy jokes

Oh i think i'm not far from the end of axis X

Life is short

Break the rules

Forgive quickly

Love truly

Laugh uncontrollably

Never regret anything thet made you smile

Life may not be the party you hoped for, but while you're here dance

Socks

People are like socks... you get them... you lose them, and sometimes you find them; but you'll always get a new pair.

Golfballs and coffee

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee…

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full.

They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full.

They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.

The students responded with an unanimous “yes.”

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

“Now,” said the professor, as the laughter subsided, “I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things — your God, family, your children, your health, your friends, and your favourite passions — things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, and your car. The sand is everything else-the small stuff.” “If you put the sand into the jar first,” he continued, “there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first — the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.”

One of the students raised his hand and inquired what the coffee represented. The professor smiled. “I’m glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.”

Copyrighted to Jake

Thank God

Is all life equal?

On monday 32 innocent American university student were killed in Virginia - USA.

The same day 140 innocent iraqui were killed in bagdad - Irak.

The first mass murder dominated coverage in the world media the segond one was treated as a usual daily info, and even some media didn't even mention it !

so are we equal on this shity peace of earth ?

PS: This reminds me how the foreigners visiting lebanon (or double nationalities) were treated during the last war ! they were first class people evacuated while the rest of the lebanese had do shut up and die!

B & W

What is the difference between black and white ?

ID

Is the identity an invention produced by the civilisation in which we live in ?

M like

Me over time

20 years ago
1.) How old were you? 5
2.) Where did you go to school? Ecole des Freres Libanais/Soeurs de Besancon (war style)
3.) Where did you work? I didn't
4.) Where did you live? With my mom, pa, bro and sis in an apartment in Beirut and da house in Ghiné (war style).
5.) Where did you hang out? Either at my house, in nature catching insects and stuff or with my bro and best friend JB.
6.) Did you wear glasses? No
7.) Who was your best friend? I can't say that I really had one
8.) How many tattoos did you have? None.
9.) How many piercings did you have? None.
10.) What car did you drive? I didn't.
11.) Had you been to a real party? No.
12.) Had your heart broken? No.
13.) Single/Taken/Married/Divorced: 5 years old, DEFINITELY single!

10 years ago
1.) How old were you? 15.
2.) Where did you go to school? Lycée Culturel.
3.) Where did you work? I didn’t.
4.) Where did you live? Same.
5.) Where did you hang out? With friends.
6.) Did you wear glasses? No.
7.) Who was your best friend? I can't say that I really had one.
8.) How many tattoos did you have? None.
9.) How many piercings did you have? None.
10.) What car did you drive? My father’s car without a licence.
11.) Had you been to a real party? Not really.
12.) Had your heart broken? No.
13.) Single/Taken/Married/Divorced: Single.
14.) Any kids? two parots , coco and jaco **miss you guys**.

5 years ago
1.) How old were you? 20.
2.) Where did you go to school? Saint Joseph University.
3.) Where did you work? He he , trying to sell book’s for some editor ** yayk it sucks**
4.) Where did you live? In our new apartment in Baabda.
5.) Where did you hang out? Downtown Beirut, achrafiyeh, bars, with friends at their apts.
6.) Did you wear glasses? No.
7.) Who were your best friends? Jad, Ziad, nagi, joelle, Chantal, alain.
8.) Who was your crush? my best friend.
9.) How many tattoos did you have? None.
10.) How many piercings did you have? None.
11.) What car did you drive? My mom’s car a Mercedes 300 something.
12.) Had you had your heart broken? Not yet...
13.) Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter: single.
14.) Any kids? Nope.

Present
1.) How old are you? 25, almost 26.
2.) Where do you go to school? Paul Cézanne University - Marseille
3.) Where do you work? At the same University as a junior researcher
4.) Where do you live? In a flat I share with my flatmates, at the vieux port of Marseille.
5.) Where do you hang out? Home, sea shore, pubs, bars, theatres, with friends.
6.) Do you wear glasses? No - but I think I'm starting to need to...
7.) Who are your best friends? BEA (best of all), Jens, Aurelia, Lara, Jad, Ziad, Murielle.
8.) Who is your crush? Can’t say it in public ** do or die**
9.) Do you talk to your old friends? sometimes.
10.) How many tattoo's do have? 1- soon I'll have two ** evil grin**
11.) How many piercings do you have? 1 - soon I'll have another one ** evil grin**
12.) What kind of car do you have? Don’t drive, have the subway just for myself ...and i PAID for it !!!
13.) Has your heart been broken? Yup.
14.) Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter? Single.
15.) Any kids? 11 fish.

to be continued

Life

Life is a mystery, it brings me back to you, brings me back to other things i lost along the way